Not Grizzly Adams…, Lucas “G-lover”.


John Mallinger just likes to go to basketball games, while Aron Price like to play golf (for fun I believe) and get engaged to his “chick”.
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What’s up with your players?
Mark Wilson wins the Sony and this might just be pick of the year if the guy just makes a few cuts over the rest of the year. Here are his money numbers for the last few years.
It has come to my attention that there was discussion regarding Rob aka DA RODENT aka DA DIDDLER’s late entry into this year’s FPGP. It was proposed that we let DA RODENT in after this week, with the stipulation being that he couldn’t take any player from Kapalua. After discussion with some of the senior FPGP people, I’ve decided that DA RODENT is out for this year. The simple fact is that our picks have been public for a day, and that would provide him with a huge advantage. Plus, the main (bullshit) excuse for not getting picks in this year was my “late” email asking for them. Well, guess what people? The rules almost never change…. the start weekend of the Tour season is the same every year. If you want to be in this pool, and have been in it for 12 years, you know what’s going on. A few people emailed me the obvious “what about Tiger?” question back in December, and I told them he’d be off the board because he would be such an obvious pick… so clearly, many people are thinking about this with plenty of time to spare. As the saying goes, excuses are like assholes… everyone has them and they all stink.
So it is written, so it shall be done.
Well, we lost a few players from last year… The Rodent is out, as is Kyle, Tev and Stan. However, we did add one new player, my friend Tom. Here are the rosters for this year:
STEVE T. aka COMMISH
Sean O’Hair
Sergio Garcia
Pat Perez
Trevor Immelman
Kent Jones
Aaron Baddeley
Chad Campbell
Stephen Ames
Jason Day (SHORT)
VIC aka TALONFLIER
Billy Mayfair
Paul Stankowski
Chris Baryla
Boo Weekley
Webb Simpson
Troy Matteson
Trevor Immelman
Mike Weir
Frederic Jacobsen (SHORT)
TOM aka WOLVERINE
Boo Weekley
Chad Campbell
JJ Henry
Justin Rose
Justin Leanord
Mark Wilson
Phil Mickelson
Sean O’Hair
Dustin Johnson (SHORT)
LISA
Arjun Atwal
Briny Baird
Daniel Chopra
Anthony Kim
Nick OHern
Micheal Sim
Henrik Stenson
Mike Weir
Ryan Palmer (SHORT)
STEVIE V.
Anthony Kim
Sergio Garcia
Stephen Ames
Troy Merritt
Billy Mayfair
Mike Weir
Steve Flesch
Trevor Immelman
Matt Kuchar (SHORT)
JOHNNY V.
VJ Singh
YE Yang
Stephen Ames
Boo Weekley
Mike Weir
Nick OHern
Chris Baryla
Jesper Parnevik
Bo Van Pelt (SHORT)
DA BANDIT
Paul Casey
Chad Campbell
Sergio Garcia
Boo Weekley
Henrik Stenson
Mike Weir
Tim Herron
Chris Baryla
Ryan Palmer (SHORT)
DREW aka THE SHIZE
Matt Kuchar
Graeme McDowell
Anthony Kim
Pat Perez
Boo Weekley
Jerrod Lyle
Trevor Immelman
Chris Baryla
Rocco Mediate (SHORT)
JAY
Trevor Immelman
Cameron Tringale
Paul Stankowski
Pat Perez
Mike Weir
Geoff Ogilvy
Nick Watney
Padraig Harrington
Rocco Mediate (SHORT)
JOEL aka TIGER PHILP
Nathan Green
Paul Stankowski
Billy Mayfair
Sergio Garcia
Aaron Baddeley
Dean Wilson
Cameron Trangale
Jimmy Walker
Rocco Mediate (SHORT)
JEFF aka SHADES aka YOUR DEFENDING CHAMPION
Cameron Tringale
Jerrod Lyle
Ryuji Imada
John Mallinger
Arron Price
Aarron Baddeley
Anthony Kim
Spencer Levin
Brian Davis (SHORT)